I heard Dr. Chuck Swindol say, “Each day is different. Some days you wake up and ‘Good morning, Lord. Then some mornings you say, ‘Good Lord, morning!” 
The following is a revised thought I recently read.


Me: “God, can I ask you something?” 
GOD: “Sure!“


Me: “God please promise you won’t get mad?” 
GOD: “I promise.“ 


Me: “God why did you let so much bad stuff happen to me today?”
GOD: “What do you mean?“ 


Me: “Well this morning I woke up late. It ruined my day.” 
GOD: “I know!“


Me: “My car took forever to start.” 
GOD: “I noticed!“ 


Me: “At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait.” 
GOD: “Hmmmm!“ 


Me: “On the way home, my cell phone went dead.”
GOD: “Yes it did!“ 


Me: “And when I got home, I just wanted to massage my feet and relax, but the cord broke. Nothing went  
right today! Lord, why did you do that?”


GOD: “Well, let me respond. This morning the death angel was at your bed. I had to send 
an angel to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through it.” 
Me: “Oh!“ 


GOD: “I didn’t let your car start because at the time, there was a drunk driver on the road.”
Me: “Really!“ 


GOD: “The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t want you to catch what they had.”  
Me: “Wow!“ 


GOD: “Your phone went dead because the person calling was stirring up strife in the church. You did not need to be involved.” 
Me: “Thank you God!“ 


GOD: “Oh, by the way, the electrical foot massager had a short that would have electrocuted you. 
Me: “I’m so very sorry God!“ 


GOD: “Don’t be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the good and the bad. I know what is best for you.”  
Me:  “I have learned my lesson! Thank you God for a wonderful day!“ 


GOD: “You’re welcome! Just remember that tomorrow I will again be handling all your problems. I will not need your help. So, have a good day.”


Every day, the we should be able to say, 
“This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it” (Psalms 118:24). 
So as we say in Trenton, “Have a good-un y’all!"
These are Words of Wisdom.